We all know how well this goes, right? Right?! This is the unedited text of the email that was sent to me from some site that I can't figure out how to pry my email out of their address book.
FOX TV - "MORE TO LOVE"
LOOKING FOR A "LEADING MAN" WHO IS HUSKY, HANDSOME, BIG, BROAD & Single!
We are looking for "A Real Man" that America can relate to.
Are you loveable guy?
(THE REAL SINGLE WORLD IS NOT ALL SKINNY-MINI'S)
Finally, a relationship show about real people looking for real love.
The Executive Producers of the hit show "The Bachelor"
along with 495 Productions is looking for a husky leading man for a groundbreaking new show on primetime TV called "More to Love." The Bachelors we are looking for can have any occupation. Example: Perhaps you are a single Police officer, EMT, Fireman or cook who would love to meet fantastic women who have your same passion in life?
Not necessary, just an example We are looking for a REAL leading man... an outgoing, charming, handsome, broad & big single guy who appears 25-35yrs old & who is looking for love!
(no six pack required )
We are looking for a man that America will love!
If you think you are a great candidate or know someone who would be a GREAT STAR on this groundbreaking, prime time series, contact us immediately. Forward on to all your friends and family. You can be located anywhere in the country.
If you are a bigger guy who loves women--curves and all--then you could be the star of your own show. The producers of "The Bachelor" are looking for YOU!
EMAIL US IMMEDIATELY IF INTERESTED: Billywonka@aol.com
Include your full name, contact number, age, current pictures, occupation & why you think you're the perfect guy for the show. The more information the better!!